Plan G retirement !

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available.So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes.
 
    I found this on Papa Mike's  but the more times I read  it  the more I think it has merit. As I get older the " Penalty of Law" is less and less . Now when I was 25 a life sentence was a 50 + year term of the best year of my life. Now that I am over 50 it is 20 or so years of poorer health. Once I hit 65 to 70 the max penalty would be 10 years with 5 of them being better off dead.

    So IF I am still around at 75 I can do any damn thing I want and there is not any " Penalty of Law" to amount to shit for my punishment. I may stick around just to see what appeals to my twisted mind !