Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Politically correct Math .

I love math tricks and this one will only take you about ten seconds. Amazingly, it really works and will reveal your all-time favorite movie.

                I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities. Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie  

                DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is.


                1. Pick a number from 1-9. 


                2. Multiply that number by 3. 


                3. Add 3. 


                4. Multiply by 3 again. 


                5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find
                your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below: 

                Movie List: 

                1. Gone With the Wind
                2. E.T.
                3. Blazing Saddles
                4. Star Wars
                5. Forrest Gump
                6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
                7. Jaws
                8. Grease
                9. The Obama Farewell Speech
                10. Casablanca 
                11. Jurassic Park 
                12. Shrek
                13. Pirates of the Caribbean 
                14. Titanic
                15. Raiders of the Lost Ark 
                16. Home Alone
                17. Mrs. Doubtfire 

                Now, isn't that something?

woosterman odie

Monday, November 28, 2016

Rain it does exist.

    Raining for the first time in 68 days. Around here it was becoming a myth, a distant memory, a thing of legend . While what we are getting is a blessing it will take a lot more to break our drought . Our local water source was down to 20% of normal. This morning we had 70 forest / brush fires state wide being fought . hopefully by tomorrow morning they will all be out. They say we will get some more tomorrow night , I hope so  we need many days of it nice slow soaking rain.

   On a sad note the fires in the Smokey mtns . are so bad Gatlinburg has been evacuated. I hope the squall line still has rain when it reaches them


Friday, November 25, 2016

1918 Camo military car

Camo Cabin: 1918The Pacific Northwest circa 1918. “Kissel Military Highway Scout Kar, America’s first camouflaged automobile

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

A funny for thanksgiving

  Thanksgiving is a stressful day if you don't think so get up and walk through the kitchen se what happens.  Enjoy this little story and think of it when uncle Dan is pissing you off.

Back onJanuary 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 
…..when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge.
So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either
……so he asked . . .. "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that
….and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me.
Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed

This is the best summery of why trump won

   In the link below the author relates Trumps win to the song "Sweet home Alabama" He is an admitted Clinton supporter in Brooklyn Ny. but wrote a fair and insightful article.

Monday, November 21, 2016

Household growth

     For over a year I have been trying to get my 2 kids out of the house. I am about 2 weeks from my daughter's place being ready for her to move into. My son just got the paper work on that piece of property we have been wanting for a year. This one just need power and 2 days cosmetic work inside.

     Just when it looks like we get the house back the wife's youngest daughter and the 2 grandkids moved in 3 weeks ago. Her and her husband lived in a basement apartment at his mothers house. Bla bla bla mom in law got into a fight . His mom told her to get out. The fight was because our daughter doesn't work . Now in our daughters defense the most she has ever made was 9$ an hour . She would have to pay 300 a week for day care resulting in a net loss.

   Long story short her and 2 kids (2 and 4) are living here. He is living there, they are sleeping in my camper :( while he has to make do with a 3 bedroom, living room, kitchen 2 bath apartment alone. His mom has money and he is scared  she would cut off his freebies. He makes 18.25 an hour they pay NO rent or utilities and are broke.

    I blame  Both him and our daughter for being spineless leechs . His mom is one that dangles a carrot from a stick so she can control them.
  I don't know how this will turn out. Everyone is Mad at me now . I made my view known . Told him all this was her buying him back because she abandoned him and his brother with their father when he was to 2 and returned when he was 28. And he was a SORRY S.O.B to allow his wife and kids to be run off while he stayed  for the free ride instead of leaving with them and getting them a home of their own. If he didn't like my opinion he was welcome to try and knock me on my ass but it wouldn't end well for him.

   Ok I have vented  . Thank you!

Friday, November 18, 2016

Jeff sessions would make a good ATTORNEY GENERAL!!!!!!!

      I think any cabinet  job this man takes will be done well.

Sessions' hard lines could yield confirmation fight

Trump's election sets stage for H-1B reform

 Trump has appointed Sessions' chief counsel, Danielle Cutrona, to head his immigration policy transition team. Sessions is reportedly being considered to head the Department of Homeland Security (which oversees the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Service), Department of Justice (which can investigate discrimination complaints), or the Department of Defense.

H/T 90 miles from Tyranny

      P.S. I have proudly voted for this man every time.

       Today they named him for attorney general. All can agree good riddance to Loretta Lynch .. Now what this tells me is Trump is    NOT going to ask congress to pass many new laws. Trump is a contract/law manipulator . He will use laws already on the books to achieve his goals. This will force congress to rescind laws to stop him :). Session's appointment will  clear the way to move quickly.
    Law's never expire if it was passed under Grant its still on the books and can be used as long as  it has never been struck down by SCOTUS . I believe Congress will find they have been declawed  and marginalized for the next 4 years.

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

When God Sends You Help

She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said, “I don’t know how to use this.”
She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help.
Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.

She said: “Yes, my daughter is sick. I’ve locked my keys in my car. 
I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?”

He said, “Sure.” He walked over to the car, and in less than a 
minute, the car door was open. She hugged the man and through tears, softly said, “Thank you, God, for sending me such a very nice man.”

The man heard her little prayer and replied, “lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft.”

The woman hugged the man again, sobbing,

“Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a professional.”
Is God great or what!?!

H/t Pappa Mike

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Why no recount, a deliema.

    It was widely published that if Hillary won Trump would be a sore loser and demand a recount in close states. Now since Trump won you would think the DNC would have demanded a recount of votes in at least Pennsylvania , Michigan and Florida. In each of these states the margin of the loss was within a protestable margin.

    The Clinton campaign and the DNC accepted the results with no further action because " the people had chosen " and the nation deserved to move forward and heal.

     Ok I call Bullshit !!! This presidential race had billions of dollar spent on it and took a year and a half to do. Trump had screamed voter fraud early and often. Voting is the backbone of our system any tampering by either party would destroy their candidates for the next 20 years to get elected at any level.

   No Hillary Clinton did not lose Graciously and accept the will of the people. Her campaign and party had stuffed the ballots in key states and she still lost. If she or the DNC filed a protest and the ballots were closely examined  the voting fraud would come to light and the Democratic party would cease to exist . She had NO choice but to accept her loss. The Win by Trump was more substantial than it seemed. He won DESPITE the massive voter fraud in such a way that it left both parties no choice but accept his win.

    It makes one wonder how many elections the Dem's have Fixed over the last 50 years. It makes me wonder because they are willing to throw away the legacy of Obama and the Clinton's to keep their secret from coming to light. Prison time may have scared the beggebies out of them to.

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Cascadia another win for Trump.

         It seems the libretards in California want to form there own country.

    Now this isn't Texas  where men are MEN.  It's the state where you better be sure what's under  the hood before you drop your own pants. Its the land of  rainbows and unicorns. Ellen and Rosie live there. If  they are so upset that Trump Won they want to leave I hope they take  a lot of their friends with them.

   If  Cascadia were to happen the rest of the nation would be better off. We could welcome their "Deplorable's and normals " in exchange we would send their kind to them.

Monday, November 7, 2016

How many major pipelines are we dependent on?

    The colonial pipeline is back on line now but it has had 2 major shutdowns in 2 months. We don't see them so out of sight out of mind right? Below is a picture of the major pipelines in the United  States. Every one of these vulnerable to  accident plus terrorist or cyber attack.

   larger map   

Friday, November 4, 2016

I got a truck.

     We have been wanting a better truck for over 2 years and I finally  bought one.  It is a 2000 Dodge Ram with a 5.2 engine and factory tow package. While not new it is newer than my Chevy and is set up to pull my vending trailer or camper better than my old truck. This is the first short wheelbase standard cab I have owned and I have to say it rides a little ruff. I never realized how smooth a long wheelbase extended cab rode . I have already pulled the vending trailer twice with it and the ride smoothed out and it pulled like a dream. I can't wait to see how it does with the camper !

      The Dodge was my Nabors and he drove it for 4 years and all he did to it was a new radiator. James is a funny fellow once he is done with a vehicle he is done and prices them to move. I bought my Jeep from him 4 years ago for 1200$ the truck was 1300$.

     I carried it to my mechanic and he said it was in good shape but needed an engine flush their bad to gunk up, advised a transmission fluid change and a cooler be added since I bought it to haul with. Other than that he said it was good to go.

   This truck was bought  just to haul my vending stand and camper. I plan on keeping my jeep and Chevy truck but something has to go so I will be selling my 96 Ford Ranger . Hopefully it will bring 11 or 12 hundred it has been a good toy truck but I need a tool that can do work and that's a full size truck.

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Kids and Guns.

    I found this article today about a Mom whose son attended  a  NRA  Eddie Eagle class.

  Now I applaud this program and think all kids should have some knowledge of what to do and Not do if they find a gun.

    The school failed to send an opt out letter to this mother and she has a right to be upset on that point. At the same time she is in the wrong because her child had no exposure before this class and would not know what to do if he found a weapon.

    Now I will climb on a soap box !!!! When the boy says toy guns are ok . I call Bullshit!!!!! Toy guns get kids killed  they get adults killed, at 50 ft a Leo cant tell them from real. A child will pick up a real gun because it looks like his old toy one. Parents think its cute to see kids play cowboys and Indians . I think its a dangerous  attitude towards firearms. My kids had Nerf Blaster's laser pistols and other toy guns but none resembled a modern firearm.

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

One more week .

  Next Tuesday  will be interesting. I wonder how many DEER rifles will be sighted in and cleaned this week end ?