Found this over at http://www.papamiket.com/?p=85806 it made me laugh.
A US Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Hendersonville, NC.
He tells the priest, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Last night, I beat the ever-living crap out of a flag burning , cop hating, Obama loving protester.”
The priest says, “My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service.”